Friday, July 1, 2016

Punjab and Saanu ki

It’s been ten days and again and again I go back to the movie, I watched Udta Punjab. It’s a depiction how four lives are entwined due to the addiction of drugs and the scourge that is gripping Punjab. The movie has been discussed to death, we have had post mortems, loud debates censorship editorials and enough has been written that we could fill the library of Alexandria. I have followed it closely because I believe in the freedom of speech, freedom of viewership, for me to censor something is akin to inciting and instigating the viewer to download or better still to just set up a torrent like I do.
The public should be allowed to judge what the movie is all about and one should be confident that the voter would not be influenced in the forthcoming elections. It’s not about AAP, BJP or the Alkalis.
Every one of my friends and I have a large number of friends on my face book account who are Punjabis and family are vehement and vocal of how Punjab has been ruined and we are a generation that is forever lost. How drugs are the sixth rivers? How the Akalis have ruined Punjab? How every seventh Punjabi is a drug addict? How in the streets of every rural village of Punjab, every street is lined with drug addicts, boys and girls, old and young. How we all are going to be zombies and how the next generation to escape the demand s, stresses and the excesses is losing it to the chemical poison.
I asked on my face book what we as Punjabis can do? You know just as normal human beings and not colored in the blue or saffron hues or the white. How could we correct what ails us? I had an interesting day, 12 people liked what I asked / wrote and seven wrote back out of the 423! And, we proclaim ourselves to be worried about Punjab. We want to usher in an era of growth, prosperity, we want to miraculously get rid of the menace of drugs, addiction, hopelessness, usher in castles of prosperity and growth.
Every day I read the papers, tall claims are made but does anyone actually do anything? We just love bashing the other party, as we are so pure, and so without fault, and that we have all the answers. I just want to ask not because I was asked by the Akali party or by any politician nor do I have any ulterior motive, what were the statistics when the other party’ was in power?
Why did they not stop the infiltration when they had their own party in the center? Yes the previous PM has been the wisest of them all, he is the Dumbledore of them all. But Sir, why did you not whip up a magic spell for us to save us from the impending doom? If we are, and we are an agricultural farm based economy why are we not given more benefits? Why is our wheat ok for consumption, but when we ask for higher rates we are slammed with statistics that it’s not fit, or the pesticide rate is high. How is that we were ok and suitable for green Revolution and were projected as a study all over the world are, are now shunned?
Where did I go wrong as a Punjabi? I believe in the spirit. Show me, someone who is as large hearted, spirited as a Punjabi (and I do not mean any pun here). Why is it that we have a don’t die, never give in philosophy, too rise up against any adversary but we are in the recent portrayed for all negative that happens?
Should one start pointing fingers at other states to show oneself in a better light? Is that what we need to do? Sell the state to the media barons who manipulate, to address the situation.
In the last few days, we came third in the national games, how many were drugged there? We had a good success on the recruitment for the armed forces; we still contribute a high percentage to the country’s coffers. How is that the good is never highlighted?
Is it just what you want to see, what is shown to you, what is bombarded at you, repeatedly on a shuffle that oh this person died due to a drug over dose, farmer’s committed suicide?
Why do we all sit helpless look at the other side like a dodo, burying our head in the sand? Forget national pride, we don’t have pride in saying we are Punjabi.
We are Punjabi when we listen to crass, rude, double meaning, vulgar songs with mustache twirling and standing in a white kurta pajama on our jeep, with definitely a revolver stashed somewhere always having some connection which is our safety exit to a foreign country preferably Canada. We are Punjabi, when the zameen is worth close to 1.5 cr and we can cut a colony by greasing palms in PUDA. We are Punjabis, WE are Punjabis, when we can come back from America or Xanadu and claim that our land is being usurped by the villagers. We cry loud, bad mouth, cry ourselves that land is being eaten up, but do we want to pay taxes, no, do we want to live here, no, do we want to understand the system, no, we just want the prevailing theka and that should be deposited in the bank so it can be converted into dollars or pounds and if the farmer says, sir you need laser leveling, he is bad mouthed. And gets to hear how we are fleecing them. And how nothing like this happen back home.
Well stay there. Why do these spring proverbial chickens only surface during elections? Why do they come and influence the voter in our villages? Do we go en masse to America or England or Canada to fight and play dirty in the council elections?
Why can you not follow our laws? Till we don’t spend on education, on general awareness which is not the onus on one person , we cannot progress. Also , I feel why should some one be allowed to tarnish my state what ever hue they want ?
Yes , I have my share of my problems, yes I have poverty , drug use, feticide, pesticide over dose , no heavy industry , no infrastructure , what are you doing to help me ?
And , if all you can do is shower negativity on my parade why don’t you leave, kind Sir?And hopefully next time you do reply , rather than look away and say saanu ki .
It’s the saanu ki that brought us here .


Wanted Bride or Groom

I was sitting at the dentist and it’s where all the interesting things happen.  I swear, from romance to sex, to who is dating who to the politics of this country and how we needed military rule to the latest, Modi’s underwear that costs 5 cr. Is he wearing La senza or Victoria Secret embedded with diamonds? Well, this is definitely Kejriwal’s imagination or an overactive one in Goa! However latest home were the subject that grips everyone in Punjab (not drugs, not even the Badal _ Amarinder feud) but the favorite subject, who is eligible for marriage for the coming winter season,
We, Punjabis love our marriages, the bigger, the better, louder, binger, ostentatious and over the top. In fact, planning for them is what we love best, starting from constructing something, even if it’s a small wall or a bathroom. However, what I found interesting and what really made me think as a mother who has sons, that I would be a loss for matches soon. A young twenty something girl dressed up smartly in her jeans and her smart off the shoulder with hair brushed all over was, with winged eyeliner, and a stack of bracelets, was talking to an identical twin of hers who sat close to her. She wanted a cut sardar, with landed property, she didn’t want in –laws, preferably he should be living in Chandigarh, drove a robust jeep or the latest SUV and would party a lot, plus she needed a maid for herself and also a hefty amount every month for maintenance.
I was taken a back. For the uninitiated, these girls want sardars, jatts who tie the turban but have shorn hair and are probably orphans (no in-laws, you see); miraculously they should have loads of property, fetching a high rental income but should be staying in Chandigarh. These girls want a high-income husband who doesn’t work, but has oodles of money, akin to robbing the bank. In fact, they would prefer they were orphans with no in-laws to deal with but somehow had inherited huge tracts of land. These girls are not being materialistic , it is the society we live in. And, then the chat started to what boys want .
They want, Sikh brides who are a perfect blend of the modern and the old . The modern girl who can blend into any lounge, club nursing a glass of wine, or vodka or what ever is the poison for the night. However, she should also be able to don the hat of cooking all desi meals, and being a superwoman at running the house, being an unpaid maid , being traditional and being well –versed .
It is sad what at what we have come to , the world is not decided by values, traditions, empathy or compassion but by the outer shell which is that  he should be driving an expensive car , should have cut hair he looks smart and sexy and handsome , be moneyed to afford a lavish life style , to support the glamor of designer wear and outer manifestation of the so called projected image of being with it .
It is sad that the next generation has become so shallow. They do not build relationships based on what the girl or boy is but more on what his net worth is!  A shallow world, where love is measured in the carat size of the engagement ring, and the designer spindly , horribly uncomfortable sandals that have no use what so ever except give the podiatrist hefty fees . I think the best business these days is not to make your child a doctor or an engineer or even the simple good old teacher but you should just make them designers, or a beautician or aesthetician , that is where the money lies.
I actually didn’t worry about the tooth anymore, the pressing matter for me was , that I live in the pind, have sons who are sardars, and we have a joint family and I wonder who want to marry ‘em.
Maybe , I need to put my picture on the wall with a garland! And that might swing the vote as we are Akalis too.

All naughts I am afraid , currently .