Singh is king vs Bhenji power..

Singh is King V/s Bhenji power in the Parliament 

Rumor has it that the Pm is tying an early Rakhi to his sister Mamta , Maya and Uma the firebrand on the demands of Madameji.

This has been done to save the aloo piyaaz taamtar whose water is recharging the groundwater which was in severe danger of depletion courtesy a report where millions were spent by the Environment Ministry under the flamboyant Einstein type lookalike hair of Jairam Ramesh who said his last Jai last week before any real damage could be done to flora an fauna .

FDI can change the scenario for the aam aadmi but the  protectors of aam-adami think otherwise. What is better ? Getting a price of the product what ever it is or trying to sell it at  one rupee when the note itself has been withdrawn from circulation? What is better , selling it or flooding the water rivulets of punjab with potatoes which are selling at some places but with the arrival of the fresh crop the previous ones are being thrown out on the roads.

There is however a brain wave , we can start a cottage industry for vodka production . To do kits can be handed out , " nukkad plays ' can be enacted out so that the Punjab farmer can excel in this . The spirit of the Punjabi is unparalleled and he has no match . The Government has also thought of another way to singlehandedly wipe out the debt of Kingfisher aka Vijay Mallaya by giving him pure raw virgin vodka to boost the sales of UB and thereby diverting funds to his airways . The pre requisite being that the politician gets to view the models of Kingfisher calendar for approval and free air travel with an unidentified person .

However the day is not far away ,when instead of maize or corn production we will be producing ethanol by the gallons to save the nation's rising cost . But wait, Uma ji sees a conspiracy by the MNC's selling seed to the farmer and has threatened to immolate herself once again.