Sunday, January 31, 2016

Sardarni and trump

Sardarni and Trump


Dear Trump ji,
Sat Sri Akal! How are you doing ji this morning? It is the Iowa primary or whatever. I just know that primary means going to school for the first five classes. My village back home In Amritsar, Punjab, India had a primary school, then inter and then high school where I went. Oh, you must be so confused with my wishing, don’t bother pronouncing it, its not the SAT exam which you make us all take to prove our intelligence, it just means God Is the ultimate truth.  I could debate with you, till kingdom come about your God and Mine but we all are the same e, be it white black, Indian, American Indian, or the person wearing the funny hat.
How is that your rabble rousing is gaining so much momentum? Never in recent years have I felt that hate is increasing. It is cyclical that we go through the dark ages, free a section of society who are discriminated because of color and are thought to be inferior, then we idolize the martyrs, have days fro them, but then again after a few decades we are back to square one.
Why are you dividing us again, jib? Why does the man in the hat, make you afraid and uncomfortable? Why do you hate us? Why do you want to push us out?
Is it because you have bad hair days and the fly away hair cannot be controlled? Do you wish you also wore a hat? It’s not a hat it’s a turban.
Its worn by the Sikhs (warriors who stand for truth, and fights for the downtrodden) to promote equality and to preserve the Sikh identity .We, wear it because our guru said so, Guru here means a dispeller of darkness, and ushering in light.
Why did you not do some research? Aren’t your media savvy, group of cronies and sycophants around you help you with this? We cover our heads because our guru wanted us to be easily recognizable, but to easily be found as well.
It conveys, royalty, grace and uniqueness and it is for all to see. We do not hide behind veils.
Why, Sir jib are you feeling threatened? It is so easy to win us over. We have toiled for our adopted country; we left our homes, lands, and country to make a better future for our coming generations, that’s why we have worked hard in the land of equal opportunity. For us like dick Whittington, the streets are paved in gold.
Even the Bible, Sir ji like our Padre back home told us on bade din sorry Christmas for you, the high priest, “ He shall put on the holy linen coat and shall have the linen undergarment on his body and he shall tie the linen sash around his waist, and wear the linen turban, these are holy garments. He shall bathe his body in water and then put them on.’ (Leviticus 16:4)
Sir ji, it is being recognized every day where Sikhs who wear the turban are being giving high posts everywhere by the government! Even in Amreeka, lots of us have high positions and we contribute in large numbers to the economy.
Trump ji , tussi vadey log, you influence all in America, may God bless you , you powerful to change so many people’s mind  please do so.
Sir, last personal question ji , I am as old as your grandma , do you have constipation problems? Maybe , you need Isabgol or you may watch Piku…..
All problems arise from no potty or just delayed potty .
Chardi kala !


bibi from west coast  

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