Sunday, January 22, 2017

The Washing Machine saga and votes

What is 8 times @Rs 2000? , He asked with a smile on his face. I promptly told him the answer and his smile got bigger. I asked him, Bittu why such a big smile?
He answered and said, Bhabhiji, I would sell my vote along with that of my family members for at least this much. And, in this way I can replace my washing machine. It is not working and it’s causing a lot of inconvenience to us in this cold. I was amazed, here the papers were full of write –ups, short clips were being made and the voter was being told to use his vote judiciously and not to sell it to the highest bidder for cash or kind. I actually saw the clip that was posted by one of the DC ‘s to spread awareness sin one of the closely watched elections of all times.
Punjab is in the midst of its fiercest, ugliest triangular battle that gets shriller by the day. My own village has couples not talking to each other since the last election; AAP drove the wedge between the marital bliss of our local shopkeeper and his wife. She is a die -hard Akali worker and he is a jharoo supporter and well rest is history for this month.
The public has the shortest memory, they do not count what you have done for them, the visits to pilgrimages, the atta dal or the free units of water or electricity or the shagun schemes, it is one pension that they didn’t get or one street that wasn’t made wipes off the slate.
The congress tries to cash in and sell the anti incumbency platform, saying that the previous government has looted the state and they will change the farmer, usher in industrialization, bring in a revolution and also wave a magic wand and wipe off the debt we face. The turncoats who crossed parties get shriller and the dramatics of their words and the expressions are worthy of the finest Shakespearean drama and I am reminded of the Bard who said ‘ all the world’s a stage and all the men and woman playing a part.
In our case Punjab is living it to the hilt. We have singers, actors, politicians, sportsmen, army officials; teachers all set to convince the voter to vote for them.
The broom party that plans to sweep, clean our state out of drugs, give the youth jobs has promised the latest revolution and his trump card is to give the Dalit an identity.
I think that is the worst form, to cash into a personal’s identity and to manipulate and cause divisions is the worst .to divide and to stir up emotions and then to deepen the lines is wrong and the worst form. He tries to evoke the blood of the revolutionary Punjabi that flows in us by merely wearing the yellow turban but these kind of fakes, oily salesman selling utopia merely are given one chance and then they fade into oblivion.
I am also wondering with the current demonetization how the politician is going to finance the election.
Its evening time, and as the canvassers come back home and all they talk about is the freebies given and the grudges they have against each other is why the other got the toilet made first and why hers was later or the fact that she hasn’t been given pension in spite of having three acres of agricultural land!
It’s a land of plenty. We have everything and we just crib about everything, it’s like the pot is brim full and water is spilling and we don’t want to turn off the tap.
The press is full of drugs and the pandemic and the falling water table, the fact that we have no industry but all we worry is about the comic characters we have who mud sling and the war is on who shouts the maximum and is the loudest.
To leave a message for the next generation is just to wear the whitest kurta pajama, with the sign of the party and to bad mouth the other! Some just calculate how much they can make by the 4th. 
Its easy peasy and free money, in exchange for the inedible ink that fades away into oblivion. A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims…. but accomplices. (George Orwell)
How can I explain to my cook that it’s a domino effect? He sets the wheels in motion, but how many of us can stop it ? The wheels of time will alone tell.Maybe getting a Pink Gandhi is the safest , he is being any ways booted out of the calendars and maybe in this way I could show my solidarity to the Million Woman march too .


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