Friday, July 6, 2018

The Curious Case of the Urine test

One of the best whatsapp forwards came today, I wish I could post the Punjabi one, but a loosely translated it means that a politician took the urine sample of someone and passed it off as his. A few days, when we went to laboratory for the report, the compounder congratulated him saying, you are all clean and congratulations you are pregnant.
This is just one of the jokes that have begin to surface regarding the new policy of the government of making it compulsory to be tested for drugs.
I agree, it is a bold step and they have also boldly announced death penalty for the offenders. This already existed since Independence but why has there been such a severe laxity and a conundrum between the police, state officials, politicians and just about everyone. I am sure we all agree that no one came from the next country, and not even the next one or Mars. No green-eyed funny Martian came and sprinkled dust on us and voila! We were addicted. It’s happened in front of us, slowly and slowly poisoning the children, the youth, the elderly and it’s just a catastrophe.  We have all been so busy in blaming the other political party just to swing the votes, so the new one came what did they do? Have the waved the magic wand? Have the deaths finished, have they suddenly all reformed. Instead of shouting, blaming, throwing allegations and trying to do arm chair politics (Punjabis come number one in this sphere).
I have two boys who attended my evening school a few years ago who are addicts. They did everything what we as Punjabis are famous for, took money on loan, did the Middle east circuit, made money, came back to the village, flaunted the money, built the customary ‘kotha’, made everyone jealous with the wealth and married an innocent girl, got her pregnant and became an addict.
It’s the story just out of the next Raj Kumar Hirani movie. The sad part is these boys don’t make any blockbuster money, nor will it run to packed halls. They just die behind the old, dilapidated school alley, found the next day by some one who went to the pans early morning. This is the true picture. The amount of money that is going to be shelled out for testing and to make headlines the next day could be used effectively for the rehabilitation. It is so expensive for the common man to get them treated that they just try once and eventually give up. Friends, Punjabis, countrymen, lend me your ears, try and bury drugs. The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones; so let it be with drugs. I am loosely borrowing this, and changing it to suit my subject here. But, I honestly wish for a cooperation of the parties together that can change the horizon for tomorrow, otherwise the coming generations if it survives will not forgive us for being mute spectators. Do not worry about the shrinking water table, if none are left, who will use and farm the water? We were once the pride of India; do not be reduced to the shame and blot of India

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