BREAKING NEWS: Jairam Ramesh says women want mobiles and not toilets....
This is an open letter ( Please read with a pinch of salt and gram masala , oh note to self though ..a pinch said due to rising price index and inflation )
a) Is the remark directed towards us that we just want to talk and gossip and that takes priority over a personal human requirement ?
b) He has reason to believe or has secret scientific knowledge based on a secret study funded by an undisclosed agency where it was found out that women prefer the open , airy , au natural way to bathe and attend to their ablutions.
A sub-committee also has reported that using mobiles by women will increase the rays and that will eliminate the feces . In fact Google and Nasa have reported the colorful spotting of these weird fly-away objects and then two legs which are seen . Are they aliens or some national code?
c) We are a Kamasutra nation which likes bathing in the open , we have no inhibitions.
d) He is in cahoots with the departed soul of Raj Kapoor( my respects) thus wants to do a Madakani scene bathing under the gushing waterfall ( water which is a mere trickle now)
On a serious note what would you prefer , a toilet to bathe use , or a mobile to talk and then go to the Sulabh Sauchalya in the fields ?
Munni, Chameli , Santi , Banti
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